Until all the following demands are met, darkness will consume the land and silence will persist…..
KISS is required to re-mix both Unmasked & Crazy Nights, removing all keyboards.
KISS must immediately issue a live DVD from the Asylum tour.
KISS is implored to perform The Elder live on a pay-per-view.
KISS must engage Bob Ezrin or Eddie Kramer to record one more album with the band.
The Demon’s hand must be forced to release of the oft-threatened ‘Gene Simmons 100’